Today, as my ex and I were about to get back together, a girl...

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By sadgirlfriend - 13/07/2018 22:54 - United States - San Diego

Today, as my ex and I were about to get back together, a girl he slept with messaged him to tell him she's pregnant. He left me and is going to try to be a family with her. FML

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kirby1964 20

Monday 16 July 2018 1:34

Sorry it did not work for you OP, but I’m thinking you might be the lucky one in the long run.

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kirby1964 20

Monday 16 July 2018 1:34

Sorry it did not work for you OP, but I’m thinking you might be the lucky one in the long run.

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