Animals: Today, as I woke up, the first thing I saw was a bee on my hand....

By Anonymous - 15/07/2017 00:30 - Italy - Verona

Today, as I woke up, the first thing I saw was a bee on my hand. I tried not to make the slightest move, waiting for it to fly away without stinging me. The second thing I saw was my cat jumping at it. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2015 02:41 - Australia

Today, I got up feeling refreshed and positive for the first time in ages, so I happily threw my window open to greet the beautiful morning. A bee flew into my eye. FML

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By hulagirl1217 - 29/05/2010 12:11 - United States

Today, a bee landed on my leg. I didn't realize it was there until my friend yelled out, "Bee!" kicked me in the leg, and ran off. I fell to the ground screaming and clutching my leg. She missed the bee and it still stung me. FML

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By MBean - 24/10/2013 18:04 - Anguilla - The Valley

Today, I saw a wasp on the ground, apparently injured and unable to fly. It was being mobbed by ants and looked certain to die, so I stamped on the ants to save its life. At this point it sprung up, stung me, then flew off. FML

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By animal lover... - 05/10/2013 22:34

Today, I woke up to my cat slowly dragging her paw across my face. I opened my eyes to see a bloody mouse dangling an inch from my face. It was still twitching. FML

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By foreverDark - 14/05/2012 12:40 - United States - Aurora

Today, I woke up after a long night of trying to catch a moth. I'd knocked down furniture and screamed up the house to do so, but I finally got it. What did I see first thing this morning? Another moth. FML

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By thatsnotacat - 21/11/2013 17:52 - Australia - West End

Today, I woke up to something tickling me. Thinking it was my cat, I reached under the covers to give her a friendly scratch behind the ears. I imagine the giant spider that was actually there enjoyed my terrified screams. FML

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By life_sucks - 16/01/2010 18:46 - New Zealand

Today, this huge wasp started flying around me. I freaked out and started running from it. Then I slipped, landed face-first in some dog poo, and got stung by the wasp on my leg. FML

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By MozillaHostile - 09/10/2015 18:54 - Canada

Today, I saw my cat attacking a suitcase under my bed for apparently no reason. I laughed and picked it up to show him that there was nothing there, only to find a huge wasp hiding under it. FML.

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2014 17:28 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my cat tried to jump up to the window, and missed. This would have been hilarious if I had not been sleeping under that same window, and then caught him with my face. FML

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By Sting - 26/04/2016 20:49 - United States - Manassas

Today, there was a gigantic wasp in my room. It stupidly flew upwards and got hit by the rotating fan. It then immediately decided to take it's revenge by stinging me. FML

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BatmanUnderwear 15

Saturday 15 July 2017 1:41

Wasp are you talking about?

Mary Auman 9

Saturday 15 July 2017 1:42

cats are dicks

Comments

Glowworm56 26

Saturday 15 July 2017 0:53

*Cue the theme from Psycho!*

BatmanUnderwear 15

Saturday 15 July 2017 1:41

Wasp are you talking about?

Mary Auman 9

Saturday 15 July 2017 1:42

cats are dicks

ladybadone 9

Saturday 15 July 2017 8:34

so are you asshat

Mary Auman 9

Saturday 15 July 2017 8:46

Jesus Christ you should see someone about all that sand in your ******. oh, and kindly **** off.

iskallvoid 11

Monday 17 July 2017 7:20

So are you ass hat

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 15 July 2017 1:49

Don’t bee a pussy!

OnlyNeko 13

Saturday 15 July 2017 2:04

Them being a 'Pussy' may NOT be the iSSUE, but the FACT of them possibly being ALLERGiC to the Bee that is!!!!!

ohsnapword 21

Saturday 15 July 2017 3:40

DUDE, it has a KNIFE built into its ASS. It has an ASS-KNIFE. Tell me you wouldn't be afraid of a creature with an ass-knife.

D-MacOPsquad 15

Saturday 15 July 2017 6:31

i like how she totally didnt realize it was a pun lol always double check so you dont look dumb xD

D-MacOPsquad 15

Saturday 15 July 2017 6:24

The car was like "don't worry I save you!"

uneven_lu 3

Saturday 15 July 2017 6:36

good luck

lunalane 16

Saturday 15 July 2017 7:57

ladybadone 9

Saturday 15 July 2017 8:33

oh geez that sucks. is your cat OK?

Lobby_Bee 17

Saturday 15 July 2017 11:42

Bumble bees are very tame, nothing you should worry about. Move your hand and it'll fly away. Take it as a compliment, your hands must smell like sweet nectar.