Miscellaneous: Today, after 4 years of trying to convince my husband, a landscaper,...

By Anonymous - 03/06/2017 21:00 - France

Today, after 4 years of trying to convince my husband, a landscaper, of the risks of skin cancer, he finally decided to put on sunscreen. Why? His horoscope told him to take care of his skin. FML

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CrazyTrainWreck 19

Saturday 3 June 2017 21:04

My horoscope told me your husband is an idiot.

Justine Malang 16

Saturday 3 June 2017 23:44

Wow. Your husband doesn't seem to have much respect for you.

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CrazyTrainWreck 19

Saturday 3 June 2017 21:04

My horoscope told me your husband is an idiot.

Pixiewolfe 46

Saturday 3 June 2017 21:25

Whatever keeps him safe I guess :<

jbuckets_404 38

Saturday 3 June 2017 21:31

Yea, you can't fix "stupid." :-(

Justine Malang 16

Saturday 3 June 2017 23:44

Wow. Your husband doesn't seem to have much respect for you.

AGiftForAnya 8

Sunday 4 June 2017 1:23

That's grounds for divorce.

Gaimeboy 7

Monday 12 June 2017 17:59

It really isn't. I'm sure everyone believes in something they have no proof for actual truth.

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 4 June 2017 2:28

Feel the burn! You got served by junk science -- booyah!

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Today, I asked out a girl I’ve been hanging out with for a few months. She said, “That’s kind of gross.” When I asked her about, it she said, “My friends will think you’re creepy” followed by, “You’re not actually a creep, they say you look like one.” I groom myself every day like a normal person. FML

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