By CaptMacLeod - 26/01/2016 09:18 - United States - Lancaster

Today, after weeks of eating in the same restaurant, I finally worked up the nerve to ask the super-cute cashier for her phone number. "Aw, how cute. Do you have an older brother?" FML
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Scotth901 22

"Babe, I am the older brother. Want me to prove it back at my place?"

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LPac5295 27

What's the difference in age OP? Or do you have a baby face?

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Scotth901 22

"Babe, I am the older brother. Want me to prove it back at my place?"

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EvilTurtle 35

One of us is going to have to change profile pictures

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hellnosucka 27

Maybe evilturtle should actually use an evil turtle as a profile pic. You're being unnecessarily problematic you know?

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EvilTurtle 35

You're right, I'll change it right now!

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bronxiecat777 14

As a girl I would run.

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saifnaqvi11 21

Wow that sucks, I know the feels man. Being rejected hurts but **** her go find someone worth you.

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stangbang92 17

Why are you telling him to butt **** her. He got rejected.

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WCARlover 34

Well is she quite a bit older than you? If not it does kind of suck but hey, at least you were called cute instead of ugly while you were rejected.

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purelymixed 17

Bitches can be disrespectful as **** sometimes

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MegasaurusRex89 28

Judging by your comment, you're receiving exactly the same amount of respect as you're giving.

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LPac5295 27

What's the difference in age OP? Or do you have a baby face?

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914smv 18

aww Hope she comes to her senses at atleast apologizes.

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guttedbrit 26

I'm supposing that there and then you set the record straight, and said 'nah, I'm asking you out!'. I hope there's a follow up OP, wanna see how it went! :)

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