By Anonymous - 17/06/2017 22:00 - United States - Holland

Today, after an argument, my boyfriend called me a fart knocker and gave me a wedgie. Apparently, I'm dating an 10-year-old. FML
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Lobby_Bee 17

No idea why you refer it as dating, you're only the babysitter right?

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ohsnapword 21

I do the same exact stuff to my fiancee. I find that acting like a child with my SO helps ease the anger and allows us to have a more productive conversation.

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ohsnapword 21

I do the same exact stuff to my fiancee. I find that acting like a child with my SO helps ease the anger and allows us to have a more productive conversation.

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Lobby_Bee 17

No idea why you refer it as dating, you're only the babysitter right?

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RichardPencil 30

I hope you mean EX-boyfriend. WTF is a "fart knocker?" Farts are gaseous and you can only really knock solids.

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Little Richard 11

You sound boring

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RichardPencil 30

Evidently, I'm interesting enough for you to steal my logo outright and make your username a play off of mine.

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Mfisher394 16

Could be worse. Monkeys throw poop at each other...sooo...at least that's not an issue you're having in the relationship. Ha. But, no, that's a little much for adults to be doing, lol.

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sparklevibes 14

Deal breaker.

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katluvr 22

It's a sign from your higher power. Run, do not walk, away from this "boyfriend. "

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GIJoefan 6

Someone is clearly taking their cues from Beavis and Butthead.

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