Today, after a month of separation, my ex informed me that he... - FML

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By midnightxshadow_fml - 22/06/2018 21:43

Today, after a month of separation, my ex informed me that he has a new girlfriend and she is the love of his life. The reason we broke up is because he didn’t want the responsibilities of a relationship anymore. We dated for more than 6 years. FML

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jbuckets_404 38

Monday 25 June 2018 14:28

Guess he just wasn't into you after all. :-(

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jbuckets_404 38

Monday 25 June 2018 14:28

Guess he just wasn't into you after all. :-(

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