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This Week’s Top 10 Comments Are In!

By Nina / samedi 21 octobre 2017 05:30
FML’s commenters are back for another week of outwitting you. This time, with snappy commentary, sharp-witted repartee, and puns, naturally.

10. R.I.P. hairdo formerly known as bangs.

Hair today gone tomorrow?”

-Notmymonkeynotmycircus

9. You’re not fooling anyone, missy.

“Carrying a tray near the bouquet toss? Could you be any more obvious? You might as well be sporting a cartoonishly huge baseball mitt!”

-RichardPencil

8. Sherlock Holmes and the Case of the Cat Poop Binky.

“Knowing whether or not you actually have a cat could make this FML so much more interesting.”

-Tripartita

7. Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake!

World

Today, I have to defend my bachelor thesis, which took me 10 months to complete. Three weeks ago, a new technology was released that renders my entire work obsolete. FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 19 October 2017 19:00 / Germany - Berlin

Dinkleburg!!!!”

-Fritterzz

6. They sell selfie sticks now too.

It was an odd choice of Fisher Price to make a toy phone with data capabilities and a camera, but they’re sticking with it.”

-Tripartita

5. Yeah, dancing with the devil.

“I believe they’re doing that thing the kids call 'dancing””

-LittleRed79

4. Here’s what I found for “moron”...

Hey Google, what is the definition of the word ‘moron?’”

-Donut_Wizard

3. In other words, you’re the worst.

By cam96 - / Sunday 15 October 2017 13:00 /

“You're one of those kids that remind the teacher about the homework that needs to be handed in, aren't you?”

-Lobby_Bee

2. Someone’s read it.

Bear Grylls marriage survival guide”

-Andrew Workman

1. Seriously, though.

You'd think a cop would know what donut glaze looks like.....”

-gatorclay97

 

 

META COMMENT BONUS ROUND

By FML Approved - / Wednesday 18 October 2017 21:00 / United States - New York

“I think a blowtorch would work in this case.”

-AnthonyCS5

 

COFFEE BREAK /

HOW TO KEEP COOL WHEN FACING A GRAMMAR NAZI AWARD

Here’s to hoping your a masochist? ?”

-Notmymonkeynotmycircus

“you're*”

- Ghetis 396

“Thanks I commented without caffeine”

-Notmymonkeynotmycircus

 

I DIDN'T EAT THE PEANUT BUTTER *WOOF* IT WASN'T ME *WOOF* AWARD

"This is why I have trust issues with the opposite sex. Hope everything turns out better for you."

-Lobby_Bee

"Man I even got trust issues with my dog."

-NisaSayshi

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