Love and Health: Shitty Engagement - FML

Shitty Engagement

By poopplop - 03/12/2017 19:00 - Italy - Monza

Today, I dropped a ring in the toilet. The new engagement ring my fiancé gave me at dinner last night. The dinner that gave me diarrhea today. In which I dropped the ring. FML

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Leeono 26

Tuesday 7 November 2017 2:06

Well, as a married man I can say this is a great metaphor for marriage. Sometimes you need to get your hands dirty and wade through all the crap just to make the other person happy, but it never stops being worth it if they the one.

exileonmainst 16

Sunday 3 December 2017 19:10

”Do you want to marry me?” ”I do-do!”

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UselessWeeaboo 14

Monday 4 December 2017 18:49

Did you... get it back?

wawa_sxm 15

Monday 4 December 2017 21:10

go fish

tonyfan00 38

Tuesday 5 December 2017 5:29

I would say "That stinks...", but I think your already know that...

caggybandicoot 34

Thursday 14 December 2017 17:00

Well, you’re going to have a fun evening. Wear gloves!

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