Puppy Cheats at Golf By FML Approved - 31/08/2017 03:00 You can't stay mad at that face for too long! I agree, your life sucks 581 You deserved it 143 Share Tweet Share
Today, my live-in-boyfriend lost his job. Jokingly, I told him that we weren't going to have sex until he found a new job. He then turned to me with the most excited look I have ever seen on his face and said, "I'm going to stay unemployed forever!" He was serious. FML I agree, your life sucks 32 939 You deserved it 9 235
Today, I asked out the girl of my dreams. She was so excited that she had a severe asthma attack and ended up in hospital. Her answer was yes, but her parents won't let me anywhere near her now. They say I'm lucky they haven't sued me for "trying to kill her". FML I agree, your life sucks 45 077 You deserved it 2 837
Today, while working at a children's day camp, one of the kids who is allergic to peanuts went into anaphylactic shock. I ran and grabbed the boy's Epipen. I was holding it backwards so the injection went into my hand, causing me to pass out, and both of us to be rushed to hospital. FML I agree, your life sucks 27 625 You deserved it 56 818
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I would be ecstatic if he hadn't stuck the ring on his balls and asked for a blow-job. He even confessed that the original plan was to stick it on his penis but it was too small. FML I agree, your life sucks 47 813 You deserved it 6 233
Today, I asked a customer for a number we could call her at to let her know when we'd finished fixing her PC. I'm so desperately lonely that when she wrote it down for me, I got a raging boner. FML I agree, your life sucks 18 465 You deserved it 5 510
Today, I called the college of my dreams to check the status of my application. Turns out they "never received" copies of my transcripts. They did however cash the $70 application fee that was mailed with them. FML I agree, your life sucks 33 059 You deserved it 2 499
Today, I was shopping for tampons when a cute guy came over and gave me his number. He said, "Call me in 3 to 5 days." FML I agree, your life sucks 41 310 You deserved it 6 143
Today, I took my kids to the park. I saw my daughter playing with a kid who looked familiar. Turns out he was my ex’s son, whom I haven’t seen in years. I thought it was cute they played so well together, until my ex’s new girlfriend came over, screaming that I was trying to use my kid to get to her man. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 446 You deserved it 160
I remember seeing this on Reddit not to long ago. But look how happy the puppy is!
How is this an FML? Cute nonetheless