Pug gets taste of his own medicine! By FML Approved - 25/10/2017 03:00 The little guy kinda had it coming. I agree, your life sucks 518 You deserved it 170 Share Tweet Share
Today, my husband pathetically tried to convince me that his “friend” has his Facebook password, and “hacks” into his account to message another woman using his profile. The dick picture he sent her by text message? His “friend” has his iCloud password and “hacked” it, and sent it himself. Right. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 689 You deserved it 168
Today, I walked by the boys' locker room to surprise my best friend when he came out for his soccer game. I heard a voice shout from inside, “If I score today, I'll get to score with Jenna!” followed by a bunch of men’s hoots. I’ve known him since we were freshmen and I see this guy as a brother. FML I agree, your life sucks 455 You deserved it 150
Today, I babysat the neighbors’ evil kids. They dropped them over at my house and I played with them for five hours. After taking the brats back home and putting them to bed, their mother asked me what time I came back to the house. She only paid me for the 20 minutes I was in their house. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 676 You deserved it 130
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend on my boat at the lake. As we were looking at the mountains all around us, she playfully pushed me off the side into the water. As I got back on the boat, I realized that not only was my cellphone dead, but the ring had fallen into the deep water. FML I agree, your life sucks 3 627 You deserved it 294
Today, I found out my whole family has been mistakenly using the same toothbrush for over a month. FML I agree, your life sucks 13 532 You deserved it 2 120
Today, I was on a road-trip with some of my buddies, when we stopped at a gas station. When I opened the door to their bathroom, brown water flowed out, soaking my legs up to my knees. I then spent another 2 hours in an enclosed vehicle. FML I agree, your life sucks 27 484 You deserved it 2 283
Today, I walked to my local McDonald's. I spent the last 7 dollars I had on my meal. As I began to walk back to my dorm, I was mugged. I explained to them I had no money, so they stole my food. FML I agree, your life sucks 52 128 You deserved it 3 728
Today, I decided to confess my feelings and perform a love song I'd written for my crush during an open mic night. He was there - he also took the opportunity to declare his love to his on-off girlfriend, get down on one knee and propose to her. She said yes. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 816 You deserved it 536
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