Today, I jokingly asked my boyfriend if he’d still love me if... - FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2018 02:28

Today, I jokingly asked my boyfriend if he’d still love me if I was fat due to me cooling off my stomach over the air conditioner and my shirt was making me look huge. And he answered, “Honestly, I wouldn’t want to be more than friends with you.” FML

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azouwa 26

Sunday 24 June 2018 9:43

At least he was honest.

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azouwa 26

Sunday 24 June 2018 9:43

At least he was honest.

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