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Ah, love. So awkward, no?

By Jo~ - 06/10/2017 16:00

Today, I finally got the guts to tell a good friend how I feel. Good news: he has feelings for me too. Bad news: neither one of us appears to be willing to risk our friendship to try moving forward. FML

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Neevster 18

Friday 6 October 2017 16:12

...Why confess those feelings if you're not willing to move forward?

exileonmainst 16

Friday 6 October 2017 16:09

"So, I've been meaning to tell you.. I don't really like you." "Oh my god! I've felt the same about you!" "So should we stop hanging out?" "I don't know, it would risk our friendship.."

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sweetbliss3 37

Saturday 7 October 2017 11:56

or you can date and you'll be with your best friend all the time. they always say if you're going to be with someone make it your best friend.

sambmjmdjj 9

Saturday 7 October 2017 12:48

When my friend and I finally moved forward we were married in 2 months. WE are more in love than ever 30+ years later.

RinoaHeartilly 36

Saturday 7 October 2017 20:26

I have bad news for you, OP. Your relationship is even more act risk now to just fade away due to awkwardness by not moving forward.

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