15 Funny Tweets That’ll Help You Forget Tomorrow is Monday, Ughhh
We at FML spend so much time reading through all the submissions to sort out trash from treasure that we get bummed before too long. That’s why we take the occasional Twitter breaks to pick us back up.
Here are some of our favorite Tweets from the week that made us laugh!
1. What is this madness?!
Pineapple and non-pineapple pizza eaters must put our differences aside and join forces to defeat this evil https://t.co/WE59N20UJ5— ali (@lebaenesepapi) October 29, 2017
2. She is a hero among us.
I saw a girl on campus walking with her eyes closed & I asked if she was alright & she said she was taking a nap while walking to class— lauren (@Laurensowens) October 30, 2017
3. Holier than thou.
"halloween makes me not wanna have daughters" ya & im sure ur mom would be so proud of u snorting coke in the basement of house parties Josh— steamed clams (@samsobah) October 29, 2017
me replying back to people .02 seconds after they text me pic.twitter.com/0Fmh7TAOy5— fat bully (@ricardojkay) October 29, 2017
5. Ba dum tss
Costume party— Duh doh (@d_duhwit) October 28, 2017
Host: What are you?
Me: A harp
Host: Ur costume's too small to be a harp.
Me: Are you calling me a lyre
6. Fun's over.
Scariest part of Halloweekend is wakin up Sunday in a haze w 5 papers 4 quizzes 3 essays 2 exams & a partridge in a pear tree comin your way— David Rabil (@D_Rabes) October 29, 2017
7. Self-love is important.
when you’re feeling all sad and emotional but then you remember who you are pic.twitter.com/FJsNkthnkb— maria ¨̮ (@finnskeery) October 28, 2017
8. We're all basic witches.
"WHOA look at the moon"— Wi‡ch (@BIvckCvt) October 29, 2017
- Me literally every night no matter what phase the moon is in.
9. babieez r weerd.
Babies be walking around with the same potatoe chip in their hand for like 5 hours— PROD. BY @VERYRVRE (@TASH__P) October 30, 2017
10. 7 MORE WEEKS!!!!!
It’s November you know what that means pic.twitter.com/DqnobfQAP1— Typical Girl (@SoDamnTrue) November 2, 2017
11. When you're younger than 43.
Are u sure? I just googled it and it said 69 https://t.co/wIXVOUMBYX— Sohrab (@sohrabseera) November 2, 2017
12. You're tearing me apart, Loki!
why does he look like tommy wiseau lmao “it’s bullshit i did not hit her i did nooot oh hi thor” pic.twitter.com/I5mwRKI2FJ— big milk (42) (@tiesilencer) October 26, 2017
13. This is true.
Screaming again pic.twitter.com/y5er2hI5vP— Boofis (@Kirmataqaana) October 29, 2017
14. dolla dolla bill y'all
employer: why do you want this job?— no (@tbhjuststop) November 3, 2017
me: $o I can expand my re$ume and gain experien$e in the job field $$$$$$$
15. The real spookiest day of the year.
A haunted house but instead of scary monsters its 15 ppl asking u what u are doing with ur life & who u r marrying— Lindsay Fuce (@lindsay_fuce) October 31, 2017
oh wait thats tnksgiving