Today, I decided to eat day-old leftovers for dinner instead...

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By ottomobile - 14/07/2018 09:02

Today, I decided to eat day-old leftovers for dinner instead of going out. Now, I've just pooped myself after vomiting so hard it caused my bowels to release. FML

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