Health, Embarrassing, Poopoo peepee, Gross and Swimming pool: Today, I was at a pool party with my friends. I really had to...

By Anonymous - 27/08/2018 18:30 - United States - Compton

Today, I was at a pool party with my friends. I really had to pass gas so I moved a bit from the group and let it rip. Instead of bubbles surfacing a brown cloud of poo rose instead. FML

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By Mj - 20/07/2016 00:28 - Canada - Windsor

Today, I farted in a public pool and watched in horror as bubbles of death gas floated up beside my son who started calling me the fart monster in front of everyone. FML

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Cute

By benjo - 06/08/2013 18:07 - United States

Today, I was lifeguarding a pool party for a bunch of eight year-olds. One of them decided it'd be funny to have a contest to see who could make the most bubbles with their farts. It led to three kids shitting themselves in the pool, and me having the dubious honor of cleaning it up. FML

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Bath bomb

By Anonymous - 31/05/2021 11:01

Today, I trusted a fart in the bathtub. I really shouldn't have. It came out loose like a brown cloud, so I had to shower to wash the shit out of my pubes. FML

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Let it all out

By HateCelebz - 26/08/2023 00:02

Today, I went for a swim in the sea. It was early and I was the only one in the water. i swam out far, then my tummy rumbled big time. Next thing I knew, I'd shat my shorts. It went everywhere. I had to scoop the poop out with my hand and wash it off whilst swimming back to shore. I had to shower afterwards. FML

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By tantanpanda - 24/06/2015 12:44 - United States

Today, I was swimming my routine laps at the gym's pool and a man came in and swam in the adjacent lane. While swimming freestyle, I smelled a really nasty fart. Not a minute later, he hurriedly left. I didn't realize what he had done until I saw "floating particles" in the water. FML

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Leftovers

By Well Shit - 16/08/2023 21:00 - United Kingdom - Rickmansworth

Today, I had a really big, satisfying shit in the loo of a pub several miles from home. After getting back to my table, my stomach rumbled, and, assuming it was just gas, I let it go. What followed was approximately a litre of brown water, soaking my underwear, jeans, and chair, and dribbling onto the floor. FML

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Leaked

By Morgan Bailey - 18/09/2018 14:00

Today, I tried to let out a small fart in a crowded restaurant. I had diarrhea. I walked past several families to get to the bathroom and clean myself up, only to still go home with a huge wet spot down my ass. My shirt wasn't long enough to hide it. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2015 17:14 - United States - West Palm Beach

Today, I felt some serious gas building up while at the supermarket. I tried to quietly fart it out, only to end up sharting myself. I had to frantically waddle out of the store as discreetly as possible as several people in the vicinity freaked out and tried to locate the source of the smell. FML

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Y'all need fiber.

By blondie875 - 26/05/2018 14:30 - United States

Today, I had just gotten out of the shower when I thought I had to fart, so I ripped it. instead, I shat all over myself and my floor. I'm 30. FML

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UTI

By Anonymous - 09/01/2021 07:01 - United States - Fort Worth

Today, while studying in the library, I felt a sudden urge to pass gas. There were not too many people around, so I let it go while in my seat and it went unnoticed. What caught the attention of everybody was the puddle slowly forming under my seat. Turns out, I farted so hard I pissed myself. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Tuesday 21 August 2018 15:00

*dying Pac-Man noise*

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Tuesday 28 August 2018 3:56

Never trust a fart, especially while submerged in a public pool.

Comments

BurnInDemonFire 33

Tuesday 21 August 2018 15:00

*dying Pac-Man noise*

real life problems 26

Tuesday 28 August 2018 3:38

Sounds like an episode of American Dad, see if you can get the President to do the same so no one can make fun of you for it.

LadyRen 20

Tuesday 28 August 2018 4:05

That only works when it’s Obama. Not an oumpa loompa

real life problems 26

Tuesday 28 August 2018 4:06

It's like opposite day. The black one knows how to swim and the orange one wouldnt get into the deep end

Paul B. Gyurcsanszky 14

Tuesday 28 August 2018 3:55

If your friends really are your friends they’ll be supportive.

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Tuesday 28 August 2018 3:56

Never trust a fart, especially while submerged in a public pool.

Madrias 36

Tuesday 28 August 2018 4:16

You're not supposed to make "Party Pooper" a literal thing, you know...

Dave_Davington 33

Tuesday 28 August 2018 5:08

Pool party? More like poo party, am I right?

008GGG 14

Tuesday 28 August 2018 6:09

At least you weren’t going into a job interview.

blightsight 10

Tuesday 28 August 2018 7:32

F your friends lives

Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20

Tuesday 28 August 2018 9:06

Never, I repeat NEVER trust a fart...

_Hakuna_Matata_ 12

Tuesday 28 August 2018 12:21

Party pooper. 😜

interesting33 36

Wednesday 29 August 2018 2:27

accurate

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