Today, I was on a cruise and fell asleep next to the pool. I had an intense dream that I had fallen off into the ocean. I rolled off my sun chair into the water and woke up screaming uncontrollably, I thought I was in the ocean. I was in the kiddy pool. FML

by nick / 03/21/2009 at 8:06pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Holidays

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  • Ewwww, you best take a shower after going in the kiddie pool because most likely you're covered in piss.

    #4 - On 03/21/2009 at 9:04pm by NorfolkDude

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  • HAHAH this is so funny!

    #1 - On 03/21/2009 at 9:01pm by likewhoachea

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