Today, I left on my honeymoon with my wife who is terrified of flying. The pilot announces incoming storms in the flight path, and the man next to me starts saying it's "probably fate" and "we all have to go sometime" and my wife goes into a full panic attack. We haven't even left the ground yet. FML

by siggit / 09/10/2009 at 11:58am / United States (Massachusetts) / Holidays

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  • That's when you knock the fucker out and tell your wife everything will be ok.

    #9 - On 09/10/2009 at 5:13pm by HeroicDude

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  • Aww jeez. Hope your honeymoon is nice, though.

    #2 - On 09/10/2009 at 5:08pm by cyurihsung

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