No fun

By Nofun - 29/08/2009 18:40 - United States

Today, I was helping my mom pack for our family vacation. We were both talking about how excited we were, when she turned to me and said, "Would you be offended if I asked you not to come? It's just… I want to have fun." FML
I agree, your life sucks 59 066
You deserved it 5 568

Same thing different taste

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"Would you be offended if I called you a selfish bitch?"

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hahahah you must be a looser if your mom asked you not to go

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Before you call other people losers, learn to spell it. FYL OP. But I guess your mom meant like, she want to drink and let loose. Not having to behave responsible! :) My two cents.

the_stereotype 0

i'm with 29, i mean, kids= responsibility. she didn't want to have to have that when she was having fun. so it's probably nothing personal

the_stereotype 0

btw, where are all of the people who usually comment "AT LEAST YOUR PARENTS SPEND TIME WITH YOU". where are they saying that to the OP's mother? AT LEAST YOUR KID ACTUALLY WANTS TO HANG OUT WITH YOU

I agree 32. If my mom did that, I'd be pissed and would go either way. Children may be dicks with their relationships with parents, but when PARENTS are dicks with their children, that just proves that those jackholes don't even deserve to be called parents. Too bad OP couldn't choose a better mom and was forced to be born to a bitch.

StingMunFizzy 0

WHAT THE ****? YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE RESPONSIBLE FOR THEM, WOULD YOU RATHER THEM JUST LEAVE YOU ALL ALONE AND GO OFF WITH OUT THEM? NOT ONLY DOES THAT DESTROY THE KIDS LIFE, IT MAKES YOU A ******* HORRIBLE PARENT! IF YOU DIDN'T WANT THE KID, YOU SHOULDN'T OF HAD SEX! **** YOU ASSHOLE. Ugh! That's really pathetic.. Oh I wanna have fun so I'm gonna leave my kid behind.. When my mom tried to go somewhere without me she couldn't, she came back and got me and brought me with her.. She actually cared about me.. Ugh, leave your kids behind? You may as well shoot them in the head and put the gun in your neighbors trash can.. That's not cool.. Not cool at all.

Perhaps OP is just a real brat, and her mother deserves a break from the moodiness, sarcasm, and rudeness. Just a thought...or maybe her mother really is self-centered.

CHIP M1NK B1TCH, YOU AR3 A L-0-S-ER CAU2 YOU 1FCK YO M-MA

falconxvi 0

thats when if i was a girl i wuld wait till my period then take the tampon make her a smoothie and its a used one so its like a bloody smoothy lol

lolol looser- your a loser for spelling loser wrong ya loser. FYL OP :(

I did not have enough energy to read that #73

"Would you be offended if I called you a selfish bitch?"

Sooner_Or_Later 0

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AnaMaree 0

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she shuda been lik ok go ahead but gimme lik 300 so i can hav fun whil u gon

I hope you learned to spell since 2010

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

Are those really the only two options?

screwtaylor 0

The OP's mother is like in her fifties. Her meaning of fun is probably doing boring shit and telling old family stories, anyway.

The_Cait 0

Yeah...because people in their 50's are all *SO* old and boring! I wonder if you'll feel the same way in 35+ years....

The_Cait 0

Also, how do you figure that her mother is in her 50's?

More like she probably wants to go wild and have sex randomly and all.... but with her daughter around she can hardly do that without looking bad, so she pulls crap like that. People in all those other comments saying it's the OP's fault that her mom is a bitch are freaking morons.

Hiimhaileypotter 52

#7 - What brings you to the conclusion that her mom is in her fifties? Chances are, OP is a teenager. I'm 17 and my mom is just 39. My grandma is 60, and my great-grandmother is 78. Some families breed a little early. :P

u must be that boring for her to even say that!

mo_the_owl 0

haha what a bitch. why was it ever called a 'family vacation' then. she could've definitely avoided the awkwardness.