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By Shoeless - 08/12/2016 21:59

Today, while on a ride at a water park, someone stole my thongs. The ground is hot enough to burn the soles of my feet and it's almost an hour via public transport back to the hotel. FML.
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I know I'm gonna get downvoted for this but I really took the word thong the wrong way.

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No, pretty sure they meant thongs. Different places of the world call flip flops thongs.

Let's play stop the Australian... Found one.

I know I'm gonna get downvoted for this but I really took the word thong the wrong way.

waterparks sell sandals, you know that right? they sell everything you could have forgotten, sandals, bathing suits, souls, towels, sunscreen, they really just want you to stay for as long as possible so you spend as much money as possible.

Damn can't believe they sell souls at water parks I'm gonna have to go and buy some!

For those that aren't Australian Thongs = flip flops :)

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