Today, after coming home from a two week vacation, my dog was pink, there were beer bottles and used condoms on my bed, and everything was a mess. I asked my sister, who'd been watching over the place, what had happened. She just said "Oops." and hung up. FML

by nayahbear24 / 08/27/2014 at 6:52pm / United States (New Jersey) / Holidays

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  • When she asks you to watch her place, do something like that and just say "oops", again.

    #1 - On 08/28/2014 at 6:43am by omgbrainZ

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  • I think I'm most curious about how the dog came to be pink

    #4 - On 08/28/2014 at 6:45am by TrippingOnAcid

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