Today, I missed my flight because I was stopped by airport security. They found "small, suspicious, spherical objects" in my purse on the X-ray. After pulling me out of line, taking my purse aside and carefully opening it with tongs, they removed the bag of grapes I had packed as a snack. FML

by Ya / 05/10/2009 at 10:18am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Holidays

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  • yeah, if you bite into those things they could squirt someone's eye out

    #4 - On 05/10/2009 at 2:01pm by dino_witha_cape

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  • If you pack baby carrots, will they think you are carrying ammo?
    Damn airport security!

    #8 - On 05/10/2009 at 2:05pm by Jcsati8

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