Today, suffering from severe morning sickness followed by cravings for salty food, I had stacked our fridge with yummy snacks. When finally emerging from our bathroom after retching this morning, I found out my husband had eaten all my snacks the night before. FML
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On 04/02/2013 at 11:04am - health - by moosemay (woman) - Germany (Bayern)
Today, feeling tired, I snuck one of my wife's pills that she claims gives her super energy. I later found out it was our son's placenta, grounded up and made into capsules. FML
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On 04/01/2013 at 12:49am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, while in a public bathroom, I threw out my back. A stranger had to help me pull up my pants. FML
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On 03/28/2013 at 9:52am - health - by paulinapo - United States (New York)
Today, I was at McDonald's. As I left the counter with the food, I heard the cashier mutter, "Fat ass." I turned around and demanded to see the manager. Once he came and heard the situation, he looked at me and said, "Well, it's not like he's wrong, right?" FML
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On 03/27/2013 at 1:04am - health - by first time at McDonald's in months... - United States
Today, I got so drunk that I tasered myself in the balls as a joke, fell down my friend's porch stairs and rolled out into the street. FML
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On 03/25/2013 at 2:31pm - health - by anon - United States
Today, while shaving my nether regions, I slipped and sliced myself in three separate places. They won't completely stop bleeding. I'm virtually having a second period, and it hurts to close my legs. FML
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On 03/22/2013 at 3:15pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Italy (Calabria)
Today, I was on the subway when I felt like I was going to faint. I got off the train at the next stop, walked to a bench, but fell over and passed out. When I woke up, I looked around at at least 25 people, who had stepped around me, passed out, in the middle of the platform. FML
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On 03/22/2013 at 11:42am - health - by wowthanksworld - United States
Today, I decided to turn my life around and start exercising more. I didn't even make it out the door before I tripped and fractured my ankle. FML
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On 03/19/2013 at 3:35pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, I found out that my recurring acne is actually bedbug bites. I have wasted about a hundred dollars on acne cream. FML
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On 03/18/2013 at 4:30pm - health - by thisentiretime... - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I woke up with a giant red rash all over my face, so puffed up that I could hardly open my eyes. The doctor said it was probably from some of the compounds found in most makeup. I'm just getting into theatre and have auditions coming up. FML
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On 03/18/2013 at 2:42pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I found out that the lump in my wrist that keeps getting inflamed and sore is caused by sketching and using my laptop too much. Good thing I'm in my fourth year of studying to become a designer. FML
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On 03/16/2013 at 11:08pm - health - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)
Today, my boyfriend found out about my severe phobia of moths. It's so bad that I sometimes pass out. He caught a moth in a jar, and put it on my bedside table. I woke up, saw it, and had a panic attack. He recorded it all and wants to upload it to YouTube. FML
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On 03/15/2013 at 2:05pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, as I exited McDonald's after a quick lunch, a man in a jogging outfit ran past, snatching my handbag right off my shoulder as he tore past. He must have been at least 50. I broke down utterly exhausted before I could chase him even a single block. I'm 24. FML
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On 03/14/2013 at 6:52am - health - by jen (woman) - United States
Monday 20 May 2013
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