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Today, I broka my lag. looool My mom told ma I still ava to go to tannis class tomorrow cuz ta coursa isn't rafundabla. maga FML

#21364862
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On 02/27/2015 at 9:25pm - health - by Ouch (woman) - Hong Kong

I was feeling terrible so I called in sick to work . My boss refused to believe me an told me he'd fire me if I didn't come in . I dragged myself to work, only to spend most of the day glued to the toilet . Now he says I won't be paid 4 the day because I barely did any work . mega FML

#21364599
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On 02/27/2015 at 1:24pm - health - by Mark (man) - Malta

yesterday the doctor let me know I have an autoimmune disease . The disease results in ulcers in my colon which bleed when I poop . I cried, but only when I was told that I wouldn't be allowed to eat cheese anymore . FML

#21364143
114 comments

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On 02/26/2015 at 7:20pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today.. . my mom told me she'd canceled my spring break trip to Europe 4 my 16th brthday . Why? So I could get my wisdom teeth pulled 2 months early . FML

#21363900
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On 02/26/2015 at 11:18am - health - by gatewayev700 - United States (Pennsylvania)

it was the day my catheter was to be removed . The nurse removing it deflated the balloon, an then tried pulling it out . After me screaming in extreme pain, she found out she hadn't actually deflated the balloon all the way . She was trying to pull a small balloon through my dick hole . FML

#21362632
112 comments

TODAY, I LEREND THAT, WHEN CHOKING ON A PIECE OF FOOD, U CAN COUGH HARD ENOUGH TO PARTIALLY PROLAPSE A HEMORRHOID. FML

#21362525
44 comments

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On 02/24/2015 at 11:15am - health - by novaguy - United States

Yesterday... I ordered looool Chinese and told them I was allergic to eggs. I took a bite and I found some egg... quickly spat it out and took my antihistamines. When I returned with it and complained about my potential demise... they gave me a free orange to apologise. I'm allergic to oranges. mega FML

#21361977
95 comments

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On 02/23/2015 at 7:08pm - health - by hatemebeforetheyevenhatch (woman) - United Kingdom (West Dunbartonshire)

Today, I'm sick with a stomach flu. For the last 5 hours, I've been going back and forth from the couch to the bathroom. Each time I get into the bathroom, I have to make a choice of whether to sit on the toilet or kneel by it. Each time I have to clean up the other mess. FML

#21361729
209 comments

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On 02/23/2015 at 12:56pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today I got really anxious tinking I was going to looool piss off te guy beind me by not moving off at a stop ligt fast enoug. It got so bad tat I ad a panic attack rigt tere in my car. FML

#21361075
58 comments

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On 02/22/2015 at 1:52pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Malta

Today, my mother-in-law sent me a pedometer 4 my birthday . I've been confined to aheelchair 4 most of my life . FML

#21360985
114 comments

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On 02/22/2015 at 11:09am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY, I HAD A DREAMHERE IHACKED MY HEAD AGAINST MY SHELF. I WOKE UP IMMEDIATELY AFTER, FREAKED OUT ANDHACKED MY HEAD AGAINST MY SHELF. REAL FML

#21360941
84 comments

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On 02/22/2015 at 8:54am - health - by IngenuityAbsent - Canada (Ontario)

Today, Aftar Swallowing Birth Control Pill, I Thraw Up All Ovar Mysalf . I Than Had To Saarch Through Puka To Fina Birth Control Pill And Attampt To Ra-taka It . FML

Today, I got the most tear-jerking comment so far about my severe stutter. While I was talking to my nieghbor, his little brother interrupted and asked me if I was possessed by a demon. FML



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