Today, I went for my follow-up appointment with my surgeon. He walked into the room and said, "I thought you died." FML
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On 09/17/2012 at 7:25am - health - by Missusluv313 (woman) - United States (Indiana)
Today, I was shopping with my boyfriend, when he suggested that I might want to buy a new loofah. When I asked why, he admitted he's been using it to scrub his ass crack for weeks. I use that loofah to wash my face. FML
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On 09/16/2012 at 3:48pm - health - by Derp McShitstain (woman) - United Kingdom (St. Helens)
Today, I got a mosquito bite inside my cast. FML
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On 09/15/2012 at 7:36am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Delaware)
Today, my doctor informed me that the pea-sized bump under my arm is a "third breast". That is not what I meant every time I said I wanted more tits. FML
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On 09/15/2012 at 7:07am - health - by Leashaness (woman) - United States
Today, I learned that you can be so sleep deprived that you sleep through your alarm, a construction crew outside your house, and your bladder completely voiding itself. FML
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On 09/14/2012 at 4:47pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Otago)
Today, my dentist dropped my bite plate for x-rays on the ground, picked it up, looked at it intently, took a couple of hairs off, and shoved it back into my mouth. FML
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On 09/11/2012 at 10:24pm - health - by ledentist - United States (New Hampshire)
Today, after moving in with a couple of vegan zoologists a few weeks ago, I discover that they don't believe that we have the right to kill cockroaches, and will not allow me to do so. The house is infested, and it's spread to my bedroom. FML
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On 09/11/2012 at 11:08am - health - by Stevski (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I decided to clean my face of unwanted visitors, and spent my shower popping the pimples on my cheeks. Twenty minutes later, I remembered that I was showering ahead of a date with my girlfriend. My cheeks now look like the crater-filled surface of Mars. FML
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Today, I walked downstairs with a couple of bags full of stuff, in preparation for a sleepover at my friend's house. My nine-year-old cousin looked at me and said, "Where're you going? Fat camp?" FML
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On 09/09/2012 at 1:02pm - health - by Char (woman) - United Kingdom (Falkirk)
Today, I realized my acne looks like star constellations. I've already found the Little Dipper on my left cheek. FML
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On 09/08/2012 at 4:32pm - health - by balletteacher - United States
Today, I announced to my family that I was going to start playing netball with my work colleagues. They all burst into fits of laughter at the thought of me doing physical activity. FML
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On 09/07/2012 at 5:50am - health - by sunshinexx - Australia
Today, my mum found out she's pregnant. I would be happy for her, if she knew who the father was. FML
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On 09/06/2012 at 6:21pm - health - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, the acne on one side of my face has flared up at the corners of my mouth, making me look just like The Joker. FML
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On 09/06/2012 at 12:54pm - health - by onorexveritas - United States (California)
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