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Today, I found out I'm allergic to our new cat. My mom said she'd rather get rid of me than the cat. FML

Today, I told my physiotherapist a funny story. She got so entertained that she started giggling and twisted my broken arm. The pain was worse than when it broke in the first place. FML

#21251280
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On 09/03/2014 at 5:30pm - health - by svenska75 (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was punched in the face because my uncontrollable hiccups were "annoying". FML

#21250817
56 comments

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On 09/02/2014 at 10:13pm - health - by soccer8goalie - United States (West Virginia)

Today, while my orthodontist was working on my teeth, she made the comment, "Wow! It looks like a murder scene in there!" FML

#21250795
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On 09/02/2014 at 9:35pm - health - by Gee... Thanks (man) -

Today, my roommate came back from camping. My toothbrush magically reappeared as well. FML

#21250056
64 comments

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On 09/01/2014 at 9:53pm - health - by germophobe (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was hiking down a steep hill, and I slipped. I instinctively grabbed the nearest object to me: a very prickly cactus. FML

#21249060
46 comments

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On 08/31/2014 at 1:51pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my brother thought jumping out and punching me in the stomach would cure my hiccups. Yeah. Didn't work. FML

#21246592
47 comments

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On 08/27/2014 at 5:56pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I got my wisdom teeth removed. All I can remember is crying to my mom because I thought spoons were taking over the world. FML

Today, while my teacher was demonstrating how to use the ultrasound equipment, we all figured out that I'm pregnant. FML

#21245451
142 comments

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On 08/25/2014 at 10:37pm - health - by whotouchedyou1 - United States (Texas)

Today, I was trying to fix a broken desk fan. I'd taken the guard off and was trying to unscrew the blades, when my roommate decided it'd be funny to plug it in. The blades sliced into my thumb. I need stitches, and he still thinks it's hilarious. FML

#21245038
111 comments

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On 08/25/2014 at 12:17pm - health - by sharkgirl4 - United States (California)

Today, it's the 16th day of my period. FML

#21241406
295 comments

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On 08/20/2014 at 1:15am - health - by BagelTheOtaku (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my new doctor gave me a breast exam and said everything was healthy, before adding "Well, I think so, anyway. I don't actually work here." As I freaked out, he laughed out loud, said he was just kidding, and that he should prescribe me a chill pill. FML

#21241090
108 comments

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On 08/19/2014 at 4:46pm - health - by humdrummitydrum (woman) - United States

Today, I found out that my doctor wasn't kidding when he said "sudden diarrhea may occur" with my new medication. I learned this while walking my dog a mile away from my house. FML



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