Today, after the fourth time telling my roommate I'm highly allergic to her scented products, I came back to find all 6 of our wall outlets using Glade plug-ins. They were set to high. FML
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On 11/07/2012 at 8:38pm - health - by rahavan - United States (Washington)
Today, I threw up after drinking a smoothie my mother made me. She then called me "ungrateful" and "immature" for not liking what she spent a long time making for me. I later found out that not only did she use expired yogurt, it was also a mango smoothie, which I'm allergic to. FML
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On 11/07/2012 at 6:28pm - health - by anon - United States
Today, I was told that my insurance will no longer cover my birth control as it's deemed "unnecessary" for a man, which, according to them, I've been since August. I'm definitely still a woman. FML
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On 11/07/2012 at 4:16pm - health - by pheebs314 - United States (Washington)
Today, I sampled some of the food my fiancée's mom is making for our wedding. Everything tasted terrible, and I almost vomited. Turns out she never actually went to culinary school as she claimed, but had just watched Julie and Julia. It's too late to book another caterer for the wedding. FML
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On 11/03/2012 at 3:42pm - health - by WeddingWoes (man) - United States (Missouri)
Today, I'm at home, sick with walking pneumonia and a raging UTI. Every time I cough, I piss myself. I'm now having to lie on a bath towel and garbage bags until the meds kick in. FML
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On 11/03/2012 at 1:34am - health - by jdch_99 - Canada (Ontario)
Today, after nearly a year of headaches and fuzzy vision, I went to the eye doctor. It turns out I've had my contacts in the wrong eyes for a year. FML
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On 11/02/2012 at 11:39am - health - by Midnightpearls - United States
Today, I had surgery on my arm. My mom has recently had the same surgery and my dad is having his first rib removed and won't be able to move his arm. My family combined now has three functioning arms. FML
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On 11/01/2012 at 1:08am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)
Today, before leaving my house, I OCD-checked all of my doors 16 times to make sure that they were locked. When I got home, my house had been broken into. Turns out I accidentally unlocked my front door when trying to lock it for the last time. This is why I have OCD. FML
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On 10/30/2012 at 11:02pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, I met someone really cool and their departing words were, for some odd reason, "We should totally be friends, I mean unless you're schizophrenic or something, haha!" I have schizophrenia. FML
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On 10/30/2012 at 7:42pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I had my 7 month check up for my pregnancy. The nurse weighed me and said, "I see you've gotten into the Halloween candy." FML
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On 10/28/2012 at 9:53pm - health - by monkeylover996 (woman) - United States
Today, my roommate decided to go vegan after watching a PETA video. She began this new-found lifestyle by throwing out all of the non-vegan items in the house, including some prime rib we had recently purchased, all of our ice cream, and my chocolate stash. FML
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On 10/26/2012 at 3:58am - health - by Weasel123 - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, I woke up with pink eye. My mom tried to help by putting drops in. It started burning like hell; she didn't understand why. It turns out she was putting ear drops in my eye. FML
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On 10/25/2012 at 12:37am - health - by allison_fishing - United States
Today, despite my pain, my mom still refuses to take me to a foot doctor because, "They all have foot fetishes." FML
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On 10/24/2012 at 10:44pm - health - by illjustlimpthen (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)
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