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Today, after almost a week of being bed-ridden with a bad flu, my mom told me it was my job to clean the house. When I told her I still had a fever and didn't feel well, she looked at me and said in an understanding voice "It's okay honey, you can do it slowly." FML

#12852856
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On 09/01/2010 at 10:41am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

Today, I have discovered things not to do while drunk. Like shaving my legs. FML

#12846178
85 comments

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On 08/31/2010 at 10:46pm - health - by WIno - United States (Alabama)

Today, I learned to never shave your downstairs when you have the hiccups. FML

#12797931
131 comments

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On 08/29/2010 at 1:02am - health - by yggiz (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I woke up with a burning sensation on my butt. Remembering that yesterday I was bit by a fire ant, I decided to reinspect the bite. I found ten more which itch and burn. My parents' new nickname for me is "Firebutt". FML

#12786559
78 comments

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On 08/28/2010 at 12:04pm - health - by Firepants (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, because I am pregnant with a weak bladder, I woke up with morning sickness and had to decide very quickly whether I wanted to vomit or pee in the toilet. I now have to clean the chunks off the wall. FML

#12719828
227 comments

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On 08/24/2010 at 12:01pm - health - by prego - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, I walked out of the operating room at the end of an emergency case. I spent ten minutes talking to a woman about her son before we realized I was talking to the wrong family. FML

#12710116
66 comments

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On 08/23/2010 at 10:17pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out the "small termite problem" the inspector told me about wasn't so small when a box from the attic fell through the floor and hit me in the head. FML

#12697631
63 comments

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On 08/23/2010 at 5:03am - health - by concusion - United States (Texas)

Today, after struggling with an eating disorder and hiding my symptoms for months, I got up the courage to tell my mom that I need help. Then she asked if an ice cream would make me feel better. FML

#12680643
161 comments

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On 08/22/2010 at 9:42am - health - by nothanks (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I pulled a muscle in my arm while wiping my butt. FML

#12657778
159 comments

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On 08/21/2010 at 2:09am - health - by clitorasaurus (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my dad decided to take me to play golf to relieve the stress of recovering from a bad concussion. While teaching me to swing, he hit me in the head. FML

#12655415
51 comments

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On 08/21/2010 at 12:05am - health - by meowcat101 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while at work, I started to feel sick to my stomach, hot, and dizzy. My co-worker told me to go home. On the way through the locker room to get my stuff, I experienced a dizzy spell so severe, I blacked out and pooped myself. No one in the building is going to let me forget this. FML

#12646207
80 comments

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On 08/20/2010 at 2:40pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, after twisting my knee playing soccer with my friends, I had to take myself to the hospital. Apparently finishing the game was more important to them. FML

#12638135
99 comments

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On 08/20/2010 at 1:34am - health - by Sam - United States

Today, I had to tell my doctor the real reason why I can't sleep at night for him to prescribe me anymore Ambien: I still have the irrational fear that there are monsters in the closet. I'm 22. FML

#12616432
124 comments

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On 08/19/2010 at 12:10am - health - by Sleeeeeep - Sent from mobile version



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