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Today, I woke up to find a tick stuck to my eyelashes. The only way I know of to get it off is with fire. FML

#12431903
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On 08/10/2010 at 12:34pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I had to endure a long drive from Poland to England. We weren't allowed to open our windows. My mum threw up. Twice. FML

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On 08/10/2010 at 9:46am - health - by travelsickness - United Kingdom (Dorset)

Today, my mom signed me up for Weight Watchers as a surprise birthday present. FML

#12420355
179 comments

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On 08/09/2010 at 10:29pm - health - by fatman - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was watching this show about fat people. I was wondering how people could let this happen to themselves. Then I looked down and saw a giant bowl of popcorn, ice cream, potato chips, and soda. I thus figured out how people do this to themselves. FML

#12326152
128 comments

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On 08/05/2010 at 4:17am - health - by Somethingswrongwiththispic (woman) - United States

Today, I was coaching at a swim meet. I heard a few of my swimmers screaming about a huge wasp on my head, so I told everyone to stay calm because we didn't want to upset the wasp. Unfortunately, I was interrupted by another coach from our team hitting me repeatedly on the head with a clipboard. FML

#12251275
61 comments

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On 08/01/2010 at 8:20pm - health - by Doodle (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my dad brought me home after I was in the hospital for a week. He gets me to my room, hands me a glass of water and some granola bars, then leaves me on my own so he can go play golf. FML

#12236512
70 comments

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On 08/01/2010 at 12:10am - health - by lonely (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was meeting my husband's old friends at his 20 year high school reunion. He introduced me as his 'friend from work' to his ex girlfriend. FML

#12224799
130 comments

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On 07/31/2010 at 11:03am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I got all four of my wisdom teeth out. My mom didn't get my prescription for painkillers because she thought I'd get addicted. FML

#12188597
304 comments

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On 07/29/2010 at 3:10pm - health - by Richmond24 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to apply medicine to my friend's spider bites, located on her ass crack. FML

Today, I had to go to counselling as my mother thinks I have an eating disorder. All because I didn't want to eat the crap supermarket lasagna she bought for $2. FML

#12173397
121 comments

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On 07/28/2010 at 9:24pm - health - by dimtsis (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I got a surprise call from LA Fitness saying I've been signed up for a two week pass. It's from my boyfriend. Didn't see this one coming. FML

#12123688
106 comments

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On 07/26/2010 at 1:09pm - health - by Andiii (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I dislocated my shoulder. How? I went to a party with some friends and they each bet me $20 I couldn't lick my elbow. I guess I proved them wrong. FML

#12095964
119 comments

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On 07/25/2010 at 1:06am - health - by one_BAMF - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to get bloodwork done. I'm deathly afraid of needles. The whole lobby heard me scream as soon as the nurse said 'hello'. FML

#12082057
133 comments

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On 07/24/2010 at 6:50am - health - by breathexali (woman) - United States (New York)



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