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Today, I ran out of toilet paper in the bathroom. I was forced to use tissues to do the job. As if that wasn't bad enough, the sanitizer in the tissues gave me a rash that made me have to stand up frequently in the lecture hall. Several people asked if I had Tourette's. FML

#15011813
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On 02/17/2011 at 1:22am - health - by no more tp -

Today, I underwent several cardiac tests involving heart monitoring nodes placed all over my chest. The lab techs didn't pre-shave the areas and yanked out big clumps of chest hair as they removed the 10 nodes. They laughed, and said it could take up to a year for the hair to grow back. FML

#15002719
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On 02/16/2011 at 1:53pm - health - by Magilla - United States (Indiana)

Today, lice were found in my hair. At the hair salon. I'm now banned from that salon. FML

#15000870
76 comments

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On 02/16/2011 at 9:26am - health - by mojolady -

Today, I had an asthma attack. I grabbed my inhaler and found peanut butter on it. I'm extremely allergic to peanuts. FML

#14997625
105 comments

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On 02/16/2011 at 12:14am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I woke 2 hours before my alarm was supposed to go off, feeling incredibly sick. I then ran downstairs and had diarrhea while I threw up. I spent Valentine's Day having diarrhea every time I coughed or sneezed. FML

#14983932
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On 02/15/2011 at 12:09am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I found out that it is never, ever a good idea to put a band-aid of any kind on your penis, because eventually you will have to take it off. FML

#14967873
109 comments

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On 02/14/2011 at 12:31am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my roommate complained about his penis being smelly and itchy. It's been a week. Yesterday he woke me up in the middle of the night, asking if I had some kind of Vaseline or moisturizer he could use for the itching. He still refuses to go to the doctor. FML

#14962241
89 comments

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On 02/13/2011 at 7:09pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, I got a new roommate in the dorms. When I got back to my room, I could smell her feet before I even opened my door. FML

#14955673
87 comments

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On 02/13/2011 at 6:38am - health - by floggingnasty - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I went in to the doctor's thinking I had a bladder infection. I walked out knowing I'm pregnant. FML

#14950159
138 comments

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On 02/12/2011 at 1:40pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my mom took away my medication. She's afraid I'll get "hooked". The medication is anti-anxiety pills. I have horrible anxiety attacks that sometimes cause me to scratch my arms until they bleed. FML

#14931650
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On 02/11/2011 at 2:04am - health - by Eres (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I was in class when all of a sudden I was hit in the head by a metal pencil case. My teacher threw it at me to get my attention. FML

#14908981
133 comments

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On 02/09/2011 at 1:02pm - health - by ouch - United States (Washington)

Today, I went to get an ultrasound of my reproductive system done because I was having some abdominal pain. Everything was fine until the tech suddenly gasped and said, "Oh my God! You have two uteruses! Want me to print off a picture so you can show them off to your friends?" FML

#14898622
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On 02/08/2011 at 6:29pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my "friend" put itching powder in my cast while I was sleeping. FML

#14897237
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On 02/08/2011 at 4:39pm - health - by scratchy -



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