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Today, even though I made the point of tanning naked, I still got tan lines thanks to my fat rolls. FML

#17378554
256 comments

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On 08/05/2011 at 3:06pm - health - by Username - United States

Today, I discovered that airbags aren't nearly as comfy as they look. FML

#17375706
111 comments

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On 08/05/2011 at 5:57am - health - by jbthedude - United Kingdom (Dorset)

Today, I finally started doing cardio and getting in shape. What motivated me to do it? Watching a zombie movie. The slow ones bite the dust first. FML

#17355150
299 comments

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On 08/03/2011 at 12:55pm - health - by indierocklove - United States (Virginia)

Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. By a fish hook. FML

#17342514
134 comments

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On 08/02/2011 at 10:52am - health - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, I broke my leg while trying to show my friend how I broke my other leg. FML

#17342308
277 comments

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On 08/02/2011 at 10:17am - health - by chinchilla4404 (woman) - United States

Today, I found out why my cups of tea have been tasting a bit funny. It turns out my kettle is full of ants, so every time I boil water to make tea, the ants get re-boiled along with it. FML

#17329330
180 comments

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On 08/01/2011 at 4:32am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, someone asked when my baby was due. I'm not pregnant, but I was so embarrassed to be mistaken for a pregnant lady that I rubbed my tummy and said "December." FML

#17324458
181 comments

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On 07/31/2011 at 9:16pm - health - by preggo (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, two guys proclaiming that they were both Batman attacked me on the street. FML

#17316735
186 comments

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On 07/31/2011 at 2:17am - health - by The Joker? - United States (Iowa)

Today, I was having horrible morning sickness. I was violently throwing up, could hardly breathe, and was gasping for air between each round of puking. My husband, in the other room playing video games, snapped and shouted, "Why can't you just be quiet?!" FML

#17311021
303 comments

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On 07/30/2011 at 5:06pm - health - by Ceej - United States (Illinois)

Today, the heat rash that has been devouring my side for the last week was revealed to be something much worse: shingles. FML

#17300096
202 comments

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On 07/29/2011 at 5:40pm - health - by ivannooze - United States

Today, I have a huge scab on my thigh. What from? My thighs rubbing together. FML

#17294151
256 comments

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On 07/29/2011 at 2:09am - health - by lilykat84 - United States

Today, my entire family, myself included, has been turned into a collective diarrhea fountain after going out to eat. We only have one bathroom. FML

#17288332
130 comments

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On 07/28/2011 at 4:37pm - health - by shroooms (man) - Slovenia (Bohinj)

Today, I gave my dad a brochure for anger management. His response? Throwing a chair out the window. FML

#17285530
255 comments

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On 07/28/2011 at 11:25am - health - by 99520 - United States (Indiana)



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