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Today, I found out that it is never, ever a good idea to put a band-aid of any kind on your penis, because eventually you will have to take it off. FML

#14967873
107 comments

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On 02/14/2011 at 12:31am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my roommate complained about his penis being smelly and itchy. It's been a week. Yesterday he woke me up in the middle of the night, asking if I had some kind of Vaseline or moisturizer he could use for the itching. He still refuses to go to the doctor. FML

#14962241
89 comments

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On 02/13/2011 at 7:09pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, I got a new roommate in the dorms. When I got back to my room, I could smell her feet before I even opened my door. FML

#14955673
87 comments

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On 02/13/2011 at 6:38am - health - by floggingnasty - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I went in to the doctor's thinking I had a bladder infection. I walked out knowing I'm pregnant. FML

#14950159
138 comments

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On 02/12/2011 at 1:40pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my mom took away my medication. She's afraid I'll get "hooked". The medication is anti-anxiety pills. I have horrible anxiety attacks that sometimes cause me to scratch my arms until they bleed. FML

#14931650
135 comments

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On 02/11/2011 at 2:04am - health - by Eres (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I was in class when all of a sudden I was hit in the head by a metal pencil case. My teacher threw it at me to get my attention. FML

#14908981
133 comments

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On 02/09/2011 at 1:02pm - health - by ouch - United States (Washington)

Today, I went to get an ultrasound of my reproductive system done because I was having some abdominal pain. Everything was fine until the tech suddenly gasped and said, "Oh my God! You have two uteruses! Want me to print off a picture so you can show them off to your friends?" FML

#14898622
185 comments

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On 02/08/2011 at 6:29pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my "friend" put itching powder in my cast while I was sleeping. FML

#14897237
58 comments

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On 02/08/2011 at 4:39pm - health - by scratchy -

Today, my therapist told me that I need to do something different with my hair. Then I paid her. FML

#14894190
39 comments

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On 02/08/2011 at 9:46am - health - by mmromig - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I was leaving school to get tested for peptic ulcers, because my stomach has been hurting for a few months. To wish me luck, one of my friends gave me a friendly punch in the stomach. I threw up blood. FML

#14893456
90 comments

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On 02/08/2011 at 7:48am - health - by soccerscout7 -

Today, I used my AA handbook as a beer coaster. FML

#14881052
180 comments

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On 02/07/2011 at 10:47am - health - by Raprotcommander (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my mom and I tried out Just Dance 2 on the Wii. When we both threw out our hands at the same time, my mom's Wii remote hit my hand and ripped my finger nail. As I stared at the bloody, half hanging off nail, my mom muttered, "You should have stayed in your dance space." FML

#14852761
115 comments

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On 02/05/2011 at 1:41pm - health - by Winchesterlover (woman) - United States (California)



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