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Today, I woke up with a pounding headache. My wife tells me that last night I woke up from a nightmare, screaming, tried to run away and knocked myself out running headfirst into the bedroom wall. So she put me back to bed and went back to sleep. FML

#21519974
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20579) - you deserved it (1979)

On 01/27/2016 at 7:02am - health - by oliver (man) - United States

Today, I learned that I have a sinus infection, ear infection and bronchitis so bad it was on the verge of pneumonia. My work won't let me call in sick. I work with kids. Lovely. FML

#21519906
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20383) - you deserved it (1183)

On 01/27/2016 at 12:02am - health - by sicky - United States (Utah)

Today, I donated blood for the first time. It wasn't until I passed out on the ice during hockey practice that I remembered the nurse warning me not to do any type of exercise. FML

#21519730
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10611) - you deserved it (17697)

On 01/26/2016 at 4:38pm - health - by ktm1313 - United States (Ohio)

Today, I learned the hard way what the inside of my toe looks like. FML

Today, I had to leave class early due to a profusely bleeding pimple on my forehead. FML

#21519254
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19364) - you deserved it (2267)

On 01/25/2016 at 12:04pm - health - by my face though - United States (Washington)

Today, I twisted my knee while cutting firewood with my grandpa. The pain was so crippling, I fell over screaming. His response? "Quit your bitching, I had my kneecaps blown off in Vietnam. They had to stitch 'em back on." He's never been to Vietnam, or even out of the country. FML

#21518868
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24171) - you deserved it (1969)

On 01/24/2016 at 12:10pm - health - by fuckoffgramps (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I absentmindedly smiled and told my grandfather to "have fun" before closing the door behind him. He was leaving to go to his chemotherapy session for lung cancer. FML

Today, I confided in my best friend about my recent weight loss, and how it was due to lack of appetite because of my horrible depression and anxiety. She congratulated me. FML

Today, I had RA training and we were doing mock situations. During one of these, I had a seizure. Everyone thought it was fake, until I started violently throwing up. FML

#21516615
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22085) - you deserved it (1242)

On 01/18/2016 at 1:53pm - health - by anon -

Today, I put more effort into getting and keeping my Sims onto a good sleep schedule in order to properly take care of their needs than I did for myself. FML

#21516448
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16470) - you deserved it (7156)

On 01/18/2016 at 12:18am - health - by 221bcompanion - United States (Ohio)

Today, I tested out my new paintball gun by firing a few rounds into some thick bushes. Nothing could've prepared me for the angry swarm of hornets whose nest I'd apparently shot. I'm in so much pain. FML

#21515811
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19357) - you deserved it (7421)

On 01/16/2016 at 3:17am - health - by someone euthanize me -

Today, I finally went to the doctor's office to have a small patch of acne on my stomach looked at. Since it was in an almost perfect circle and abnormally sensitive, I was worried it could be ringworm or some other sort of skin infection. It turned out to be an infection alright. Herpes. FML

#21515040
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21859) - you deserved it (3877)

On 01/14/2016 at 1:17am - health - by ringrash - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I learned how it feels to sneeze after having major spinal surgery when the pain medication has almost completely worn off. FML

#21514699
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23274) - you deserved it (1483)

On 01/13/2016 at 11:13am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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