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Today, a woman at the crowded mall stopped me and told me loudly that if I bought her product it would get rid of my acne. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13508) - you deserved it (1130)

On 01/11/2009 at 3:59pm - health - by EpicFail - United States (Massachusetts)

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if you are a woman, hit her. If you are a man and pro gender equality, hit her. If you are a man and a sexist, swear at her.

#17 - On 09/03/2010 at 5:48am by Chocolate_Chunk

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exercise. Exercise makes you sweat, sweat opens up your pores and forces them to be cleansed. Pores being blocked is what causes acne. you see where I'm going with this?

#6 - On 04/16/2009 at 7:02pm by someone1989

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