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Today, I went to my doctor for a check-up before my Caribbean vacation. He informed me I am overweight for my height and should "eat better, exercise, and lose the excess weight." I just returned from rehab for bulimia a month ago. My vacation was a celebration of overcoming my eating disorder. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (77462) - you deserved it (5326)

On 04/13/2009 at 1:48am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

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