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Today, I went to get my blood drawn for the first time. After I explained to the nurse how nervous I was, she replied, "Oh honey, don't worry! This is my first time too!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38748) - you deserved it (1727)

On 02/20/2009 at 9:37pm - health - by trackgurl (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

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