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Today, I went to get my blood drawn for the first time. After I explained to the nurse how nervous I was, she replied, "Oh honey, don't worry! This is my first time too!" FML

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On 02/20/2009 at 9:37pm - health - by trackgurl (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

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I think she made a funny joke, but you were too nervous to get it.

#2 - On 02/21/2009 at 4:44am by Seegtease

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no one wants to hear that, but someone has to be her first victim, i mean patient :-p I have actually had that happen to me before too, but all went well.

#4 - On 02/21/2009 at 9:00am by bsneeze

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