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Today, my schlong decided to enter Mortal Kombat with my pants zipper. Guess which of the two won a flawless victory? FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20523) - you deserved it (5171)

On 03/16/2010 at 2:55pm - health - by liu_kang - United States

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