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Today, I was sitting on the train and the guy across from me had "Lice Shampoo" written in magic marker on his hand. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15141) - you deserved it (1752)

On 03/10/2010 at 12:07am - health - by onlychick (woman) - United States

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Today, this whiny bitch gave me dirty looks cause I have lice. FML.

#18 - On 03/10/2010 at 6:34am by AmberBerry

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Here are the things wrong with this FML: a. Why were you looking at his arm/hand/whatever in the first place? Nosy much... b. Why did you immediately assume your life is screwed cause someone has headlice? You aren't going to die. c. Why wouldn't you just feel sorry for the person and get on with your life? OP is obviously not the selfless type.

#17 - On 03/10/2010 at 6:30am by AmberBerry

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