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Today, taking the train to work after the worst hangover ever, two immense fat women start talking about rim jobs. I got up to switch cabins just in time for their conversation to switch over to RECEIVING rim jobs. I sprayed puke all over myself and an innocent bystander. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13604) - you deserved it (2187)

On 01/08/2009 at 6:21am - health - by depraved - United States (Massachusetts)

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