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Today, taking the train to work after the worst hangover ever, two immense fat women start talking about rim jobs. I got up to switch cabins just in time for their conversation to switch over to RECEIVING rim jobs. I sprayed puke all over myself and an innocent bystander. FML
Today, i was on the train and two fat women were amusing me by exchanging sex stories, when this ugly ass stanger beside me leaned over and threw up all over me. FML
shoulda attempted to turn around and throw up on them.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 18 April 2014