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Today, my dad and I were shovelling snow off the roof. I told him I was going to jump off the roof. He told me to go ahead, so I did. He failed to tell me that the snow was packed and wouldn't break my fall. I now have an injured back. He didn't tell me because he didn't think I would actually do it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4932) - you deserved it (23026)

On 02/21/2010 at 12:14am - health - by Braced (woman) - United States (West Virginia)

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Well your just a dumbass YDI

#1 - On 02/21/2010 at 6:21am by RedSnappah

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Win! Your dad probably assumed you had brains!

#2 - On 02/21/2010 at 6:31am by MrWombastic

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