Today, I was driving and stopped behind a person at a stop sign. Their car didn't move for about 1 minute. I got out of my car yelling at the person. It was an old woman. She wasn't breathing. FML
by Harejordan / 02/04/2009 at 11:44am / United States (California) / Health
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She stopped breathing to teach you the virtue of patience.
#1 - On 02/04/2009 at 3:18pm by vfscx0aw6o7jshl
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why does everyone say they deserved it? they didn't KILL the person.
#19 - On 03/05/2009 at 9:54pm by DrDoog
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