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Today, I was driving and stopped behind a person at a stop sign. Their car didn't move for about 1 minute. I got out of my car yelling at the person. It was an old woman. She wasn't breathing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10883) - you deserved it (22413)

On 02/04/2009 at 11:44am - health - by Harejordan (man) - United States (California)

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