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Today, I'm a recovering alcoholic and drug addict. On new years, my mom called and asked what kind of champagne I want. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22218) - you deserved it (2958)

On 01/01/2009 at 10:38am - health - by - Sent from mobile version

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And if your response is to post it on FML, then you're doing a pretty good job at the recovery part ;).

#2 - On 02/13/2009 at 7:18pm by Godfiend

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Should have said non-alcoholic!

#4 - On 03/05/2009 at 6:03pm by kat666

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