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Today, I drank a beer that I thought was mine, it wasn't and someone had put out their cigarette in it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16819) - you deserved it (7349)

On 11/15/2008 at 10:36pm - health - by - Sent from mobile version

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meh, i once drank a pop that someone put chewing tobacco in, trust me, that is MUCH worse

#13 - On 05/23/2009 at 10:17am by DaMirrorLink

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I use to yell at my dad because he'd leave soda cans everywhere with cigarette butts in them, and then they'd be right next to mine and I'd drink them.

I feel your pain.

#8 - On 04/19/2009 at 10:21pm by HurriKaty

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