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Today, I was having lunch with my mom before an important job interview. She commented than my lips looked dry and crackly and gave me her chapstick with aloe to put on. Apparently I'm allergic to aloe and my lips got so swollen I could hardly talk. It was too late to reschedule the interview. FML

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On 12/12/2009 at 4:28am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

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It's never too late to reschedule when you have an emergency......

#9 - On 12/12/2009 at 10:47am by bloodyfreak

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it didnt necessarily have to be the aloe the op was allergic to it could have been one of the dozens of chemicals in the lip balm. But then again allergic reactions can happen suddenly.

#21 - On 12/12/2009 at 4:51pm by liquidbunny

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