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Today, I was run over by a car. My car. My 8 year old son put the car in neutral in the driveway while I was behind it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22776) - you deserved it (6675)

On 12/04/2009 at 8:08pm - health - by qwertogo (man) - United States (Texas)

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And that's why we don't leave 8 year olds in the car unattended.

#6 - On 12/05/2009 at 3:35am by alex_vik

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ever heard of a handbrake? they help :)

#3 - On 12/05/2009 at 3:29am by musicislife1995

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