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Today, I was run over by a car. My car. My 8 year old son put the car in neutral in the driveway while I was behind it. FML

I agree, your life sucks (18712) - you deserved it (5140)

On 12/04/2009 at 8:08pm - health - by qwertogo (man) - United States (Texas)

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