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Today, a old lady on the street told me that I should be wearing a bra because my nipples were visible under my white tee. I am a 37 year old man. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21547) - you deserved it (5109)

On 11/19/2009 at 7:41pm - health - by Mondo (man) - United States (California)

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"you should go wear a condom, madam. your dick is showing."

#7 - On 11/20/2009 at 10:25am by blland

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haha you have man boobs.

#2 - On 11/20/2009 at 3:49am by nzl

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