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Today, a old lady on the street told me that I should be wearing a bra because my nipples were visible under my white tee. I am a 37 year old man. FML

I agree, your life sucks (14754) - you deserved it (3459)

On 11/19/2009 at 7:41pm - health - by Mondo (man) - United States (California)

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