Today, I wasn't feeling too well. I decided to bring my laptop with me to the bathroom, because I figured I would be in there for a while. Things were going great, until I felt a burp coming. Next thing I know, my computer is covered with puke. FML
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On 11/15/2009 at 10:45am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)
#6 how the fuck does she deserve it?
cuz shes sick she deserves to get her shit owned by her own puke?
nah son :)
I don't think "I was going to be in there long" is a good enough explanation. I would never ever bring my laptop into the bathroom, I know there's germs everywhere but I would just keep imagining all the shit and piss germs from the toilet leaping onto my laptop and following me around...ugh. I don't even bring my teeny tiny iPod into the bathroom, I leave it on a stack of towels outside the bathroom. Why do people do that? If I'm sick I'm not thinking about how bored I am I'm thinking of how awful I feel.
because her ass is covering the water and bodily fluids. she wasnt expecting to throw up all over her laptop&probly not expecting to while taking a duke.
#22 - On 11/15/2009 at 3:37pm by ohhhhbriana
There's nothing wrong with a good old squat and surf. What really worries me is the fact she considered things to be "going great" while she was there.
Ah well. Hope you feel better now...and have cleaned your keyboard.
Ydi for bringing the laptop into the bathroom, it couldve gotten wet anyway but fyl for puking on it xD
#14 - On 11/15/2009 at 2:26pm by fakechaosx
"Things were going great"? How great can diarrhea go...?
Sucks for you, though. FYL.
#16 - On 11/15/2009 at 2:40pm by WoWoWoWoWo
You suck for not having quick reflexes enough to move the laptop out of the way first
#18 - On 11/15/2009 at 3:00pm by marc_with_a_c
Sometimes you never know what end it is going to come from .
#20 - On 11/15/2009 at 3:29pm by CallMeHush
while i can commiserate (spelling?) with bringing a laptop into the bathroom with you...YDI for not moving the computer away from the spewing geyser of puke...all you had to do was turn your head...but that does suck though...hope you're computer's not too messed up
#21 - On 11/15/2009 at 3:32pm by lefteye770
Do you have to look at your laptop while burping? You are also sick and you should know that much like while having runny shit a fart might be a hershie squirt or more, being sick a burp also might be more; and next time look away, you don't have to look at your puke fly out and hit your machine.
Nonetheless I LMAO, YDI.
#23 - On 11/15/2009 at 3:51pm by Mortanious
Either the OP had an oral shart, or someone came in and puked on his computer while he was in mid-burp.
I'm mystified!
'things were going great' as in..maybe she was starting to feel better. and it IS possible to think a burp will simply be a BURP. she does not deserve it.
Such a low attention span society we live in, where people can't even take a dump without needing something to pass the time.
Seriously, the worst of the worst of diarrhea is 15 mintues max on the toilet. If your that sick, clearly you are going to have something to keep you busy.
#33 - On 11/15/2009 at 8:16pm by crazytoaster
That fucking blows. I've taken plenty of shits with my laptop. Can't really say YDI for having the laptop in the bathroom. You felt like you were gonna burp and puked. (hence them not looking away) That could of happened anywhere. FYL
#28 - On 11/15/2009 at 6:04pm by grrrarrrg2
Well once I thought I was going to fart and it really DID feel like the fart feeling, trust me I'd know if it felt like anything else and well something else happened... Not the nicest of experiences... But I didn't know it was going to happen... It might be different with burping I've never been through OP's experience personally but I do think it might be possible that she honestly thought she would burp!
#31 - On 11/15/2009 at 6:55pm by b3nl035w1ck
So goes the best laid plans of mice and m... er... women. It's still self-inflicted agony though.
#34 - On 11/15/2009 at 9:11pm by blastvortex
who the f*** carries a labtop into the the bathroom??!!???!!??!!!!!! to record themselfs taking a dump!! lol no offence
#35 - On 11/15/2009 at 9:46pm by ILoveMyLifeSoMuc
Probably to entertain yourself/get work done while sitting on the toilet for an extended period of time? Same reason people keep magazines in the bathroom. I probably wouldn't bring my laptop in, but I can at least understand the reasoning behind it.
#38 - On 11/15/2009 at 10:07pm by anniebananie
....O.o "Things were going great" ????
YDI for notcovering yourmouth when you burped. :)
#36 - On 11/15/2009 at 10:03pm by SilentBlaSkiRain
btw i can just imagine. youre on laptop in bathroom on facebook, right?
status " Taking dump, hehee ho ho. I took my laptop with me, hes my crap buddy :) "
#37 - On 11/15/2009 at 10:06pm by SilentBlaSkiRain
Hey it's not as bad as that girl that used her laptop in the TUB full of water and ended up electrocuting herself. Surfing the web on the toilet is more common than you would think.
#41 - On 11/16/2009 at 3:47am by cptawesome
Why would you assume it was a burp if you knew you weren't feeling well?
And why would "the next thing you know" be vomit on your lappy? Do you black out while pukeing?
YDI
#42 - On 11/16/2009 at 11:19am by Grangoire
dude, who brings a fucking laptop into the bathroom. bring a book or a crossword puzzle, but a laptop?
that's just asking for shit.
lmfao.
get it?
#45 - On 11/17/2009 at 12:22am by princessjane
And that's why you keep your expensive, non-waterproof electrical equipment out of the bathroom/toilet area.
Cheap magazines are the best entertainment for the toilet. No big deal if say, someone pukes on them. And, if you get desperate for toilet paper...
#46 - On 11/17/2009 at 7:19am by Procrastinateher
