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Today, I was at a petting zoo with my boyfriend. A guy that worked there said he'd take a picture of me with a mouse on my head. He reassured me that this mouse was trained. I agreed. Once the mouse got on my head, it peed. Turns out the guy didn't work there after all. FML


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On 11/08/2009 at 2:14pm - health - by Poopyhead (woman) - Ireland (Cork)

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Can you really train a mouse to not piss on people?

#5 - On 11/08/2009 at 5:46pm by Fire_Starter

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that sucks, don't zoo people have name tags and a uniform ?

#2 - On 11/08/2009 at 5:38pm by ohmyword08

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