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Next time - pluck.
#1 - On 11/05/2009 at 2:09pm by kscott88
Good point, and your first. Does your day get any better?
#2 - On 11/05/2009 at 2:11pm by OwenC
eh so what OP, you got a little hair, we're mammals and that's how its supposed to be. I like some hair on my girls, better that then someone who looks pre-pubescent.
You can't use Veet on that (Y) The Label says not to
Hee Hee
Exactly..we have hair all over our bodies..it's natural. And what's the big deal about explaining it in front of med students? They aren't looking at you thinking "oh she has hairy nipples ha ha"..they are looking at you medically so they can learn and take care of you in the future..Chill out
no, no. You can't pluck that hair. It's hella painful.
I don't even feel it when I do that. PLUCK IT OP, YOU'RE AN IDIOT.
This is exactly what I came in here to say. I have hair around my nipples too, so I pluck them. Nipple hair doesn't grow back very fast, so I only have to do it once a week or so. It really doesn't hurt at all, and even if it did hurt, it can't hurt worse than nearly cutting off your nipple.
Yeah, plucking doesn't hurt at all for me.
Also, it's a big deal for the med students to be watching because they are most likely going to tell everyone. People in those fields (especially in training) love to relate those types of stories. You can bet their peers will hear about it.
Not to worry, they'll stop telling the story once they see a patient who has a cucumber stuck and swears they were gardening naked and just fell back onto the thing (or a story of equal magnitude that trumps your sliced nipple).
Oh yeah, and having eight med students to see one patient being treated definitely isn't the norm. What most likely happened is they gathered all of the students to come and see the lady who almost chopped her nipple off shaving.
Or the OP is just over exaggerating, or made the whole thing up and because she sees this happen on TV she thought it happened in real life too.
Seriously? They are med students. Students. Students.
What the hell, woman. Haven't you ever heard of waxing? YDI for being dumb enough to shave your tits.
when you shave any hair it actually makes it grow back faster and thickier.
No, it doesn't -- just like cutting yout hair doesn't make it grow faster. Hair grows from the root, not from the ends.
If shaving / waxing / cutting made hair grow quicker and thicker, people who are balding or have thinning hair would be shaving daily.
Well, shaving does make the hair thicker, because a hair is normally thinner at the end and thicker at the root. When you're shaving, you're cutting the hair close to the root, and that part will now be the new end. That equals a thicker hair.
And the hair grows out faster when you shave compared to when you wax or pluck...
It's thicker at the base, but will taper out again as it grows out. People just usually don't let hair grow back out that they want to shave.
The reason most people think that shaving causes thicker hair growth is puberty. Boys usually start shaving their face, and girls their legs and underarms at the beginning of puberty, about the early teens.
Then, over the years, the increased production of hormones causes this androgenic hair to get thicker and darker. People happen to be shaving during this time, so the myth of shaving causing hair growth arises. If it was true, balding men would only have to shave to see increased hair growth! I shave my arms because I like the smoothness, but the hair that grows is still fine and blonde despite years of facing the blade.
Waxing, however, will often cause some reduction in hair growth when done for a long time. This is because ripping the hair out at the root damages the follicle, which grows the hair. Shaving does not touch the follicle, so it won't affect the hair growth.

Aw, you should hang out with the Hairy Toed chick!
I predict a beautiful friendship.
I'd prefer that she spends time with the Hairy Toed chick.
When I hear about hairy nipples, "hanging out" is the last visual I wish to consider!
Oh, yikes. Good point. 'Scuse me while I go bleach out my skull to get rid of that mental image.
Ohh, yay. Double (triple now) post!
throw in the girl who cut her vagina shaving and that'll be a real party
Ummmm wax them!?
#4 - On 11/05/2009 at 2:11pm by caligirl805
Ah, that sucks there were all those med students there. Then again, watching doctors in the field is the breast way to learn.
you don't need to feel bad, nothing under your control
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... I want to know what nationality you are that, as a female, you grow that amount of hair on your boobs. I'd hate to see your back.
Or, perhaps maybe you could kind of sorta stop beefing up on the juice?
I'm assuming the OP isn't as hairy as I'm think you think she is. She was probably standing in the shower and was all "Oh.my boobie is looking a little furry and here is my leg shaving razor..." and things just went downhill from there...
I was thinking that, but if its peach fuzz, than She deserves it, if it was full out mats of hair, I feel bad. This kind of reminds me of the little migit in Eight Crazy Nights with the hairy white ass.
lots of girls have just a few hairs on their nipples but they can be long and dark so theyd want to get rid of them.. probably more common than back hair id say..
weird, idk, I dont have any chest of back hair so idk how to feel about this.
I don't think you're obligated to feel any way in particular, though it would be kind of useless getting angry or grossed out at something that is natural.
Uhm, actually it is very common for women to grow hair around their nipples regardless of nationality, although I am certain some nationalities have it worse than others, as there is a difference in how body hair grows anyhow from race to race.
I remember a year or so ago there was some article in cosmo (or some other random girl magazine like that) that I read talking about how something like 10% of the women in the world admit to having hairy nipples, if 10% ADMIT it imagine how many more must be to embarrassed to do so.
If anything, it may be a hormonal imbalance that causes the hair growth, rather than her nationality.
The OP may want to look into polycystic ovarian syndrome, or pituitary adenomas. Both conditions can cause an increase in androgenic hormones in women, leading to affects such as excess hair or infertility.
Some men are into that. Or women. I guess it depnds on what you're into.
You should have just braided them and left your playmates something to swing on..
And then tie both of them together and swing them around like a jumprope spanning your cleavage.
The girl with the toes can do the same, and we can play double dutch!
Cinderella
Dressed in . . . *Ralph!*
Game over, man!
ummmmmmmmmm r u the same person who cut her toe by shaving them?
Should have waxed them titties.
She.. oh, wow.. she might have still been able to wax her nip off.. @.@ ow _ _ _ *cringes*
Lame. Doctors see/deal with this type of crap everyday. Its not like you are the first doo-fus to walk into their ER, probably not even the first of the day.
yeah see, plucking works better for that. Hurts a bit, but its less dangerous than shaving and theres no chance of like, razor burn or anything
Don't you have to give them permission to bring in a med student? That's how it's always worked for me, but I've never been to a teaching hospital so I guess you consent to it by going there? I don't know, it seems odd.
#20 - On 11/05/2009 at 2:25pm by Callyn
I had emergency surgery at a teaching hospital and I only saw two med students the entire time, but they didn't ever ask me if it was okay (It was, of course. One of the best hospitals in the country so a couple of med students here or there= no skin off of my back.)
Doctors are probably supposed to, but since almost all patients say it's OK I can see why many don't bother. In my experience, most doctors ask if it's a one-off thing, but not if they're being shadowed all day. OTOH, for embarrassing or traumatic stuff it's not professional to to bring in unnecessary people or make the patient retell what happened more than necessary. So, the doctor most likely didn't think it was that big of a deal.
I had to get a cut in my face glued shut. It was done my a med student. I was not given the option to ask for a real doctor. The med student did a good job though. She was able to use the glue and all I have is a small scar on my chin. I won't let someone who is 'in training' take a blood sample though. I don't need a person digging around in my arm with a needle trying to find a vein.
Why a razor?! That's only going to make things worse. Creams, wax, etc...much better way to go for any *sensitive* area!
You'd be surprised how many women share this condition. It's really a lot more common than you would think. And I've even known guys that were *very* turned on by women with hairy chests.
You really had nothing to be embarrassed about.
That sucks, but med students are aspiring to be doctors. Most have to learn to become extremely open minded, and nonjudgemental. (Not all practicing doctors are like this though :/)
#27 - On 11/05/2009 at 2:40pm by IllegalLight
Yikes, that sucks. Wish I could recommend Nair for my third post in a row, but it says not to put it on your nipples, or any other sensitive bits. Trust the bottle. Don't do it. Perhaps try using an electric next time? I wouldn't want to wax there either.
Wax? And what could u say to the doctors and students:
I'm from texas bitches! We have all the fucked fmls because we're rednecks. And my nipple stopped it's evolution at cave woman!
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Gross...*eyeroll*
Well, technically, Cushing's typically has hirtsuism, or male hair growth patterns in women, resulting in mustaches, hairy chests, and "Happy trails," and that's just a hyperactive glandular issue.
So I mean, there's plenty of ways it might not be the OP's fault. No sense jumping to "zomg gross."
How WOULD it be her fault?
#80 - On 11/05/2009 at 7:35pm by Emilyinroom483
Touché. It pretty much wouldn't.
Meh, I've heard worse. Humans DO have hair almost all over their bodies, except for (I think) the bottoms of the feet and the ears.
Pretty sure ears have hair, but I think the palms of the hands might not?
Meh, I don't really know. I guess you can say the palms don't have hair. Idk if ears really have hair. Inside them I think they do but idk about the outside of them
You don't "have" to. But either way - have you never heard of tweezers?!
Did you also have to tell them that men can get breast cancer too?
It seems like you had to have been shaving with much reckless abandon to nearly slice your nipple off. Yikes.
wtf? why aren't you asking your son to do it?
#44 - On 11/05/2009 at 3:31pm by blland
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your chest is probably hairier than my dick
I love the immature "Ewwww, gross!" comments on here.
No one can choose where hair sprouts up on their body. I have the same problem because of a hormone imbalance that runs in my family. It's not like I choose to grow hair there.
While I agree that the OP is overreacting a bit as far as the level of FML this really is, people need to grow up.
But you evidently choose not to.... you know.. FIX IT.
Hey, I'm currently unemployed, and the medicine that fixes it is expensive. I'm searching for a job, but until then, I'm stuck with plucking/waxing/shaving/whatever works best at the time. It's not like I enjoy having hair in places I ought not to have hair in, and I would fix it if I could. I just think people are being a tad ridiculous by telling the op she deserves it for being hairy.
Wait, do you mean "fix it" like how the OP did or do you mean that she should like take meds for it? I'm confused.
Also just as a side note for some other posters, not every woman with this issue has a genetic problem. It is perfectly natural and is not always a sign of a hormone imbalance or anything like that.
Saying "gross" isn't immature. It's not a judgement, just a reaction. It's not like it being natural is relevant, you can't expect people to react differently according to how natural something is. Look at another example: taking a shit is natural, but shit is still gross. There are always going to be people who find nipple hair gross, and maturity or "growing up" has nothing to do with it.
It's not always a sign of hormonal imbalance, but they are fairly common. I just think that it's worth looking into, particularly if a woman shows other symptoms of a hormonal imbalance, such as irregular or particularly painful menstruation, thinning hair on the head, excess weight around the torso only, etc.
Since hormonal conditions can cause health problems that you may not notice right away, it's always better to be aware of your body's status. That's all.
tmi and that would suck
#52 - On 11/05/2009 at 4:17pm by joshuasowles
22% of women have visible hair on their breasts.
#53 - On 11/05/2009 at 4:25pm by w26l32
Hairy pancake nipples...
I bet there is a fetish for that
That sucks, but i would get that checked out-
more than a few hairs could be a hormonal imbalance
That's fucked up. I was eating when I read that! ::barfs::
I'm pretty sure if you didn't want the students there you could request them to be gone.
You're not supposed to get rid of that hair.
Shaving is too dangerous for that delicate area, and waxing/plucking is too irritating for it.
#67 - On 11/05/2009 at 5:35pm by bgpink
You can definitely request to not be seen by students or have so many people around, but please keep in mind that we students can't become good doctors unless we get experience. Most of the time, all we'll do is ask you questions, check in on you, and do a basic physical. Any invasive procedures will be run by you before we're allowed to do anything and someone is right over our shoulder anyway. I'd be surprised if there really were 8 students there though. I'm at a fairly large school and we usually have no more than four at once and if the patient's being exposed, they limit it to the one or two people working directly with them.
I pluck mine, hopefully you don't feel too bad about having hairy nipples, because it's just hair.
From your profile picture, it looks like you need to pluck your eyebrows a bit more. (At least you have two of them.)
Call me when you take care of that -- you look hot.
AH! why would you shave your nipples it itches like hell if you let it grow back!
I think she means that they are so hairy that plucking them would take too long so shaving is a better option, and as someone pointed out, Nair warns against using in nipple area. that does suck though OP. and for the person who said to leave the hair, thats easier said than done, because when u have long hairs sprouting out of your nipples, even if there arent that many, it can et embarrassing, especially in front of the person you are having sex with. Some guys might be into it, but I think most guys would be blunt enough to criticise the girl for it.
PLEASE look up Polycystic Ovarian Syndrome. I have it, its a disease that among other things causes hirsutism or excess hair growth in areas like that. It may be just how your body is but check it out just in case.
FYL OP.
i know how you feel, just don't shave.
#77 - On 11/05/2009 at 7:02pm by paris78
:( I don't know how I feel about this but that would still be embarassing anyways. fyl
hair on your NIPPS? ttly weird
Everyone has some. Don't be stupid.
#128 - On 11/13/2009 at 6:01pm by bgpink
Nipple-free is the way to be, kids.
Wax 'em, that should be fuuuun ;) FYL
#82 - On 11/05/2009 at 7:58pm by cheetahboo2010
Honestly, I have hairy nipples myself. When I had my first boyfriend a few years ago I made the mistake of shaving them because my d-bag boytoy didn't like them and ripped one out with his teeth. Then they grew back a lot thicker. My boyfriend now is totally smitten with everything about me, so they don't bother him. I'm still embarassed by them so I just trim them with some scissors. (And since my nipples are inverted there isn't really any chance of them getting cut off)
I have zero comprehension of how people manage to cause serious injuries to themselves while shaving. Is everybody just using straight razors? How the hell do you slice off your nipple with a normal safety razor? Even if you shave sideways the worst you can cut yourself is about a millimeter deep.
OMG, that made me laugh so hard.
After reading all of the stupid responses on here so far yours is the first one that really got to the point of the matter without being side tracked.
I've been reading down this list thinking "S A F E T Y R A Z O R" and seeing guff about scissors, tweezers wax and creme. Good on you 85.
Mind, I am surprised at how many women here admit/claim to have hairy boobies! I've now got an image it may take me years to shake off.
would waxing completely rip off the nipple?
thats what am wondering about :P
No, but it would fucking HURT. If anything, depilatory cream (Nair/Neet) would be best.
Yeah, yeah people. Were mammals, thus were hairy etc. etc... But what about excessive hair? I feel sorry for people who have that.
legally, you arn't required to allow them to be there. they will use you as an example to a few med students, but you don't have to talk to any of them if you don't want to, and you don't have to let them into your room
This makes me cringe...I couldn't even imagine how painful that would be.
im sorry but LMFAO!!!!!
hav u herd of waxing?
#97 - On 11/05/2009 at 11:21pm by kravitzz1990
I read this exact same story, word for word, about 3 hours ago in the submissions on MLIA.
You people are nuts. MOST women have hair on their areolae and breasts. Seriously. Ask your doctor, your teacher, your parents.
However, most women pluck, not shave. Much smarter.
You must have been shaving super hard to actually cut off such a significant amount of skin. And they're MED students... they've seen WAY worse. Trust me.
Um. I'm pretty sure you have to sign an agreement that allows them to use you as an example. Patient confidentiality is like, the #1 rule in hospitals...
Students are under HIPPA too, if we're on a team treating a patient, we're allowed access to their records. You can request not to be seen by students, but if you go to a teaching hospital for care, you kind of should expect to at least see students running around.
Boobies are scary enough. But Hairy Boobies???? eww!
You have to agree to let the med students listen in. The fact that you LET them be there is *shudders* ...weird.
that is why you shoud have PLUCKED!
#117 - On 11/06/2009 at 4:23pm by Hellsno
Whenever you need to pluck something, always do it after taking a hot shower. it hurts 20 times less.
FYL, I hate it when doctors keep med students around.
I have hair on mine too!!!
well... guys have hair on theirs too... so.. whats soo wrong? i mean like the top of your head there might be a problem... but humans have hair all over their body (mostly) so... if its like one of two... is it that muuch of a problem?
uhhh... that sucks... and OUCH!!! my cousin said: shave your nipple off, see if it bleeds milk. hahaha. sorry, she's weird.
#125 - On 11/08/2009 at 4:13am by isaygrrr25
Dude, they're called TWEEZERS - christ. YDI.
lmao. u'r lucky there were only 8 ... in my school we're about 15 or so, discussing a case at a time.
don't worry about it, i'm sure they got another unusual case the next day and already forgot about it.
if it makes you feel any better, when I was 18, I got kicked out of my parents house and had to live with 11 of my friends in this tiny 2 bedroom efficiency apartment. I got body lice from the bedding I was using after these two stoners had sex in the closet I was using as my bedroom. I didn't have a car so I had to call my mom and not only did I have to tell her why I needed her to take me to the doctor, but when we got there, I had a doctor and 3 PA's practically bury their faces in my exposed crotch so they could look closely at the specimens. :-(
if it makes you feel any better, when I was 18, I got kicked out of my parents house and had to live with 11 of my friends in this tiny 2 bedroom efficiency apartment. I got body lice from the bedding I was using after these two stoners had sex in the closet I was using as my bedroom. I didn't have a car so I had to call my mom and not only did I have to tell her why I needed her to take me to the doctor, but when we got there, I had a doctor and 3 PA's practically bury their faces in my exposed crotch so they could look closely at the specimens. :-(
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