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Today, my mom suspected me of doing marijuana. She went and bought a home-drug test and sent me to the bathroom. As I went in, I realized there was already pee in the toilet. I scooped that instead of my own and handed it to my mom. It came up positive. My sister used the bathroom last. She's 12. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24751) - you deserved it (54918)

On 03/24/2009 at 12:19am - health - by smokythebear (man) - United States

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