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Today, my mom suspected me of doing marijuana. She went and bought a home-drug test and sent me to the bathroom. As I went in, I realized there was already pee in the toilet. I scooped that instead of my own and handed it to my mom. It came up positive. My sister used the bathroom last. She's 12. FML


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On 03/24/2009 at 12:19am - health - by smokythebear (man) - United States

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Send your sister to rehab. 12 is WAAAAAAYYYYYY to young to be smoking weed. It will fuck with her brains development and she will probably end up mooching off you for the rest of your life.

But rat her out to your mom either way. Will get you brownie points, stop your sister smoking and give you a laugh when you listen in on your mother tearing your sister a new one.

#4 - On 03/24/2009 at 7:17am by Jimboom

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That's irony.

#1 - On 03/24/2009 at 7:12am by Miller_Time

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