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Today, I was trying to sneak up my husband while he was playing a computer game. As I was getting behind the chair, he paused the game and sat up straight. I stopped. He turned around and sneezed violently and blew a bunch of snot into my face and eyes. FML


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On 09/25/2009 at 11:47pm - health - by snottyface (woman) - United States

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WTF he doesn't cover his face when he sneezes? You should sneeze and blow snot all over him next time you blow him.

#1 - On 09/26/2009 at 3:03am by allmidnighteyes

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He shoots, he scores!

#2 - On 09/26/2009 at 3:07am by metonymy

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