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Today, I was trying to sneak up my husband while he was playing a computer game. As I was getting behind the chair, he paused the game and sat up straight. I stopped. He turned around and sneezed violently and blew a bunch of snot into my face and eyes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20743) - you deserved it (12169)

On 09/25/2009 at 11:47pm - health - by snottyface (woman) - United States

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