Today, I was trying to sneak up my husband while he was playing a computer game. As I was getting behind the chair, he paused the game and sat up straight. I stopped. He turned around and sneezed violently and blew a bunch of snot into my face and eyes. FML
I agree, your life sucks (17798) - you totally deserved it (10038)
On 09/25/2009 at 11:47pm - health - by snottyface (woman) - United States
BOOM, HEADSHOT
WTF he doesn't cover his face when he sneezes? You should sneeze and blow snot all over him next time you blow him.
#1 - On 09/26/2009 at 3:03am by allmidnighteyes
#1 beyond epic win
PWNED NUB and GF gf(even though they are husband and wife...) would have been sufficient
but headshot is just awesome
#32 - On 09/26/2009 at 9:34pm by stone_light
What other bodily substances do you take loads of into your eye?
#3 - On 09/26/2009 at 3:11am by Intoxicunt
Holy Christ, eight. You need to be engulfed by a walking sneeze guard. You're a freakin health hazard.
Lmfao. Nice.
How do you shit in your eye? I'm going to go try that.
Mercy, do you use any IM?
#13 - On 09/26/2009 at 3:38am by Intoxicunt
Ohhhh man...I did that to my ex boyfriend once. I bet he felt terrible, I sure did! Though he deserved it cause he made me laugh by moving really slowly towards my face while i was crying. :p You however, not so much.
#7 - On 09/26/2009 at 3:14am by talilafangs
When you let your heart win? Or for waking up in Vegas?
#17 - On 09/26/2009 at 5:03am by allmidnighteyes
LOL... I like the Paramore song referenced, but that Katy Perry one makes me want to burn down Las Vegas so i never have to hear about it again... lmao... :P
They're as bad as eachother. I really see no difference in terms of hooks and levels of artistry (i.e. none)
SupermegatetragrammaWIN.
AME wins too. Now I have both songs simultaneously playing in my head.
#19 - On 09/26/2009 at 5:09am by Intoxicunt
Hah, that's what you get for sneaking up on him during such a great video game! :D
#24 - On 09/26/2009 at 7:41am by kennythedude
YDI for "sneaking up" your husband.
That's inappropriate. =P
#27 - On 09/26/2009 at 10:03am by FrankieTheNimrod
I love the losers saying 'YDI for marrying a gamer'/etc. Gaming is a hobby...it's like saying 'YDI for marrying a person with a life'. I watch anime, play games, paintball, camp, and have a perfectly healthy marriage and 2 wonderful kids. It's all about balance.
